Not only did my mother provide me with pictures of the tee tiniest little bat creature this side of a dank cave for your viewing pleasure, but she also gave it a tee tiny name to boot. So it is with great pleasure and much snorgling that I present to you Fitz. So named because he is too tee tiny even to muster a hiss and instead can only manage a little fitz-fitz sound. Don’t you just want to squeeeeeeze him!?!
No, the turtle is not real.