Me:
“Kathy Griffin hosted the gay porn awards!”
The Husband:
“Yeah, so.”
Me: “I
can’t believe there is even such a thing as the gay porn awards. How come I’ve never seen it?”
The Husband:
“Because they probably don’t televise it.”
Me: “How
can they televise the four hour snooze fest that is the Oscars and pass over
the freaking gay porn awards! I would
totally watch the gay porn awards! In
fact, not only would I watch it, I’d record it and watch it again.”
The Husband:
“You would? Why?”
Me: “Because they must be fantastic…no, wait…FABULOUS!”
The Husband:
“Not all gay things are fabulous.”
Me: “Oh
no. This would be fabulous.”
The Husband:
“I wonder what would happen if I searched Google for gay porn awards…”
Me: “Do
it! I want to know if they’re on TV
sometime.”
The Husband:
“I’m afraid the computer might blow up.”
…
Me: “You
know, I wonder if there’s such a thing as girl gay porn. I mean, I know normal guy porn has girl and
girl stuff in it, but something tells me it’s not really presented the way a
lesbian would like it.”
The Husband:
“No, I don’t think so.”
Me: “You
should look online and see if you can find anything about gay girl porn. I want to know if they’re part of this
awards show too.”
…
Me: “Did
you find anything yet?”
The Husband:
“About what?”
Me:
“Wait a minute, what are you looking at?”
The Husband:
“Stuff on my Cat.”
Me: “Are
you kidding me, your wife just told you to go look online for lesbian porn and
you’re looking at Stuff on my Cat?”
The Husband:
“You were serious? I just
figured it was some sort of trap.”
OMG LMAO
I have SO had this conversation with my husband before!
Posted by: bluepaintred | July 12, 2007 at 12:04 AM
speaking of stuff on my cat. guess who's cat made it on today *brags*
Posted by: bluepaintred | July 12, 2007 at 05:28 PM
Hooray for Tigger!! I can't believe I know a celebrity. =)
Posted by: Monkee | July 12, 2007 at 05:53 PM
this is her second time. the first time she got in, she was being attacked by sharks!!
Posted by: bluepaintred | July 12, 2007 at 09:46 PM