Two adults, a man and a woman, are in the middle of the road, trying to wrestle a snapping turtle the size of a spare tire into a cooler, while the woman keeps squealing, “I don’t wanna lose a toe!”
Just your run of the mill Florida style turtle relocation for us, but I’ll bet that people who live in normal places, that aren’t Florida, don’t tend to have to relocate giant turtles that’s decide to hang out in the middle of the road. In fact, I’m darn near certain that people that live in normal places haven’t had to do it three or four times a year like it’s as routine as pausing to let a pedestrian pass. And I’m absolutely positive that people that live in normal places are rarely, if ever, in fear of losing a toe to a wayward amphibian. Florida sucks.