Is it just The Husband and I, or does everyone…
…form a conga line on the way through the family room?
…fight over who gets to squeeze the pimple/ pluck the stray hair/ trim the funky toenail?
…answer each other’s questions with your mom/ so’s your face/ suck it?
…spend quiet evenings sitting on the couch, judging the people on TV and pinpointing all the ways in which we’re better than them?
…make the cat tap dance on the countertop because the rhythm? It got him.
And now, your baby of Zen.